Shmuck 

The shit you find inside your previously used textbook. Ranging from lipgloss to coffee to blood, it can glue together pages, or just make you puke.

"Mr.S! Shmuck has glued together the pages for tonight!"
"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
...................

Shmuck by hearmymeow February 27, 2011

shmuck 

The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion

Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine

shmuck by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005

shmuck 

shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition

1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.

shmuck by rasheedi. December 28, 2005

shmuck 

Actually, contrary to the dirty minded people, a 'shmuck' is the collective noun for jellyfish...or so my English teacher told me.

"LOOK! It's a shmuck of jellyfish! Look at them bob."

shmuck by Shpig May 3, 2006

Shmuck 

Anam

Anam is a shmuck

Shmuck by Zena3 January 30, 2019

Shmuck 

A Shmuck is a very undesirable person that you cared for and they have no idea they are a shmuck. They can also be called dip-shit, bozo.

From BxRich on YouTube.

BxRich would call CoastSideZack a SHMUCK for how Zack drives in DOJ.

Shmuck by Unknown To The Web May 12, 2018

Shmuck 

A petty insult used by the Gordon’s boys when no other comebacks come to mind

Shut up you shmuck

Shmuck by Bitch_tits123 July 26, 2019