shmitch

to ride around in a jeep and dip

yo tin svens wanna go shmitch around town

by capoe January 3, 2009

shmoffe

Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.

Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.

by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010

Shmatty

The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Oh Shmatty cum here.

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

shmodobbler

A person that holds in too many farts to the point of feeling sick and throwing up.

I was a girl who was a shmodobbler last night… it was crazy😎😎😎

by —“The Dragon Slayer”— February 2, 2023

shmata

A yiddish term for a rag, towel, or washclothes. You'll probably hear your jewish grandmother saying it

Get that damn shmata you shmuk!

by neil S April 27, 2006

samoth

A patronising individual who uses endless acronyms to make himself feel superior to others when no one really cares.

Is also associated with a 'cow' emoticom which, again, is pointless to those who read his drivel.

Using endless acronyms like HTH and TITCR means that you are nothing more than a samoth.

by Connorx May 1, 2009

Schmotter

An extremely friendly person willing to engage in conversation with anyone they meet; Disarmingly simplistic and sincere, showing genuine interest in what other people have to say; Easily accepted by most;
Having a contagious zest for life and a bright smile.
Often using terms such as; Bro, Broski, Brother.

"That guy didn't know anyone but he sure was the Schmotter of the party"

"Of course I got the job. I was totally Schmotter!"

by Dellaliscious February 4, 2010