A derogatory term toward a white person. Derived from how white people talk to their significant others and their pets.
by Keving9987 September 19, 2016
by ChibiNekoMimi April 16, 2006
A word used replace all bad words it is used mostly in every week but can also be used on Sunday in case some bad times are coming and it's also a replacement for when your parents are around
Man: What the fuck.
Me: Don't use that word Sunday is a holy day use shmoop instead.
Man: Sorry about that man, What the shmoop.
Me: Don't use that word Sunday is a holy day use shmoop instead.
Man: Sorry about that man, What the shmoop.
by Shitposter6666666 November 19, 2018
Shmoop is a term used when a male with an above average amountof foreskin performs anal sex and discovers fecal matter underneath his foreskin; a combination of both Smegma and poop.
"Sorry honey, I was let off early today. I forgot to have a shower his morning, so last nights shmoop was left unattended."
by Weiner Water Soup July 20, 2017
n. - a large bottle of water, gatorade, or nonalcoholic drink you carry around the day after drinking.
v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.
v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.
by genoman March 11, 2006
when a mom and dad shmoops have a baby
by SHMOOPERS December 02, 2016
Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?
Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop
Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop
by thunderthievez July 05, 2009