shmammered

shmammed
hammered, shitted, and smashed

i got so friekin shmmered last night

by ak123 September 25, 2004

Shmammered

The act of drinking beyond hammered.

Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)

by Haaalub March 31, 2008

shmamered

when ur stoned and hammered

"oh AS im fucken shmamered"
"yah dario!"

by ahmanada May 13, 2005

shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.

Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.

by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007

Shmammered

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!

Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.

by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009

shmammered

Stoned and Hammered

Being High, than Getting drunk

by Lucas Tait May 26, 2003

shmamered

1. getting shit faced drunk
2. getting totally high
3. rockin out with your cock out
4. doing random people
5. group orgies

1. we're getting shmamered tonight
2. did you go to that shmamer fest the other night?

by Manda && Tay July 7, 2006