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Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.
"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008
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Shmabingus

The most manly word in the history of the English, Japanese and Canadian language. It is so manly that each time you say it you must punch someone or something in the face. It is also so manly that it is both a noun, verb, adjective and pooper scooper at the same time.
Mike: You guys, I'm Egyptian!
Megan: No way! So is Alex!
Jess: Alex is Egyptian! Bingo!
Alex: SHMABINGUS!
*punches Jess in the face*
Jess: You're so manly!
by IAMEGYPTIAN August 3, 2010
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Shmorning

An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.
Good shmorning Abby today sure is great
by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020
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shmoiling

An onomatopoeic amalgamation of the word 'boiling' and the Yiddish word 'shvitz'. An adjective used to describe a state of sticky and uncomfortable heat.
"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.
by isabella jaunita lopez September 28, 2010
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schmoozing

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009
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Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".
Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
by galactifish July 27, 2011
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Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things
Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.
by lewlou January 27, 2015
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