"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"
"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008
Get the Shlombing mug.The most manly word in the history of the English, Japanese and Canadian language. It is so manly that each time you say it you must punch someone or something in the face. It is also so manly that it is both a noun, verb, adjective and pooper scooper at the same time.
Mike: You guys, I'm Egyptian!
Megan: No way! So is Alex!
Jess: Alex is Egyptian! Bingo!
Alex: SHMABINGUS!
*punches Jess in the face*
Jess: You're so manly!
Megan: No way! So is Alex!
Jess: Alex is Egyptian! Bingo!
Alex: SHMABINGUS!
*punches Jess in the face*
Jess: You're so manly!
by IAMEGYPTIAN August 3, 2010
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Shmoobing
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• shmoozing
An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.
by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020
Get the Shmorning mug.An onomatopoeic amalgamation of the word 'boiling' and the Yiddish word 'shvitz'. An adjective used to describe a state of sticky and uncomfortable heat.
"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.
by isabella jaunita lopez September 28, 2010
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Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009
Get the schmoozing mug.Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".
Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"
Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"
Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"
Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"
by galactifish July 27, 2011
Get the Shmooing mug.Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.
by lewlou January 27, 2015
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