A fruit bowl that contains green fruits including: kiwis and apples, there must be no pears. This is normal giving to Jewish people for their birthday.
by Fried chegg July 25, 2018
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"I was talking on the phone with shnoids last night and it turned into an hour long conversation; it just broke my heart to hang up on him."
by Harry34 April 17, 2009
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"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.
by isabella jaunita lopez September 28, 2010
Get the shmoiling mug.A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.
Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.
by star bar December 8, 2011
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Get the SHMID mug.Shmoisht- Something that is amazing or brilliant. A word that describes all the best moments of your life in one action. A better word than moist
by Pen15land September 18, 2014
Get the Shmoisht mug.An exaggerated mood. When something is so much of a mood that you feel the need to say this instead.
by ShaniaTwainsPetLizard May 13, 2022
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