Shmeelah

What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

shmeeky kleeky

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Luh shmeeky kleeky

by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

Shmeelof

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs

Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...

by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

Shmeef

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

by Alexiscool December 27, 2021

Sheelu

1. A sexy amazing girl who has tons of guy friends and they all like her but they're to shy to admit it. Shes also gorgeous and has her own unique style . She's tough , smart and classy. Loves to live life to the fullest. Shy at first, but wen you get to know her your like! Damn she's sexy , smart , funny, and badass!

2. A girl that everyone loves. Has a killer body, smile, and personality. Great dancer, kisser, and in bed. Also has her own blonde moments in life where you can't help but laugh at her. Loves the men, and the men love her. Normally goes for the "older men", for the experience. Loves to have a "good time"

3. A woman who loves to tease men with empty promises

4. A great great great friend who goes through many similar things as her bestfriends. she is always there and is very bubbly. she laughs all the time and is there through everything. she'll make you smile even at the worst times in your life. and helps you with anything and will listen to anything you have to say.

1. My friend is such a Sheelu, but I don't know how to tell her

2. Damn look at that Sheelu over there looking so fine

3. My booty call promised me some action tonight and rejected me last second :(

Ohhh what a Sheelu that girl

4. I could really use a Sheelu right about now

by pancakesandwaffles April 22, 2011