Shmeek

This term is used to describe a dick. Usually a large one.

Hey Bro, I heard he has a fat shmeek.

by phattest_shmeek February 20, 2018

Shmeek

A person who is a shmuck and a neek

Otherwise known as a robo Bari neek

Yo that don is a shmeek

by Murvocius December 10, 2019

shmeek

the natural process of goop; alternative to ball cheese, including taint film.

Bro, she went down on me and offered to clean up my shmeek.

Dude, do you ever just shmeek after a workout?

by supremeandre November 4, 2021