1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob
2. Blowjob
"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."
by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012
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by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009
Get the Shlump bucket mug.When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.
White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"
by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022
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by unofficial slurmp March 7, 2019
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Jeff (to Dave): What the hell is wrong with Frank?
Dave: Ah he's been drinking since 9 am, and now he's speaking Slurman.
Jeff (to Dave): What the hell is wrong with Frank?
Dave: Ah he's been drinking since 9 am, and now he's speaking Slurman.
by poetinspired June 22, 2010
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