shlanker

when a grandma had one to many to drink and is aggressively angry towards minorities

"ayo that grandma be shalnker" (shlanker - racist drunk grandma)

by avinzombie December 11, 2022

splunker

when a man (or a woman) stand over another woman (or man with big ass titties) and shit in between her/his cleavage.

Joey Nurnberg loves to give Peter Petis Splunkers.

by rayzizal May 8, 2004

splunker

A word used to replace another.
Normally given to the person you love.

Derek is such a splunker.

by Sara22 March 8, 2008

Flaming Rat Ass Splunker (FRAS)

This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.

I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know

by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009

splunker

when a man shits between a womans breast (in her cleavage)

In their spare time, peter pettis and his mother exchange splunkers

by peter pettis's car blows June 1, 2004

Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

Slunker Slanking

A euphemism for masturbating.

"Fuck off dude, I'm slunker slanking."

by wtflolz October 11, 2015