Shrooming

To be experiencing a psychedelic trip brought about by the ingestion of Magic Mushrooms.

Mr Bush and Mr Blair say they have been hearing voices from god!, they must be shrooming man.

Why is Rampton licking the mirror maaaan?,' he says it's a portal to another dimension and
he's licking a aliens face, he's off his tits, he's "shrooming" big time!....

by Rampton April 19, 2006

schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004

anal shrooming

A fad going around where people take psychedelic mushrooms and instead of ingesting them orally, they place it inside of their anus. This has gained in popularity since the media has reported teens using vodka-soaked tampons in their anus to get drunk.

"Let's get high"

"Yeah man sounds like a good time for some anal shrooming!"

by canterlot November 28, 2011

shrooming

to search for, and pick, shrooms.

I'm going shrooming this Saturday.

by Mark Adamson September 25, 2003

slommpings

the act of dipping a midget in a bunny suit into a vat of gravy then beating somebody with it till thy are dead.

I gave my grandma slommpings

by gov gov July 19, 2011

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Shrooming

1.To be tripping.
2.To be high.
3.Crazy.
4.Screwing up.

1. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, you're shrooming!"
2. Instead of "Wow, you're high," its "Wow, you're shrooming."
3. Instead of "You're crazy," its "You're shrooming."
4. Instead of "Don't screw up," its "Don't be shrooming!"

by Aleosha November 10, 2004