shlong

A large wang, penis, knocker, rocket, rod, cock, dick, pecker, tally wacker, male gozonga,

Hey bitch want to suck my shlong ho!

by SHlong sucker 2000 May 16, 2003

Shlong

Slang Term 4 Large Penis

Johnny Slapped Me In The face With His Humungous Shlong!

by Jay-Fro June 25, 2006

Shlong

A penis, Specifically a large one, with hair and balls, women like em, mostly in there, mouth or pussy

my shlong is hurt

by MuWhangHirts May 05, 2015

shlong

it means a dick i cant believe you didnt know that

Tom: Do you like shlong ?

Mary: Yes, i like it in my mouth.

by nbsaibot June 25, 2009

shlong

A long penis, commonly associated with straight men.

Brad wipped his shlong out but Angelina couldn't fit all of it in her mouth.

by immature May 01, 2006

shlong

1) a long penis. opposite of "shlort"

kudos to Russell Peters

Girl 1: "man my boyfriends dick is such a shlong!"
Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky!!!"

by snakeye February 20, 2009

shlong

a ridiculously large penis that can only be achieved by surgery.

I was watching porn and this guy had a shlong so massive i chopped mine off in respect for it.

by i am legitimate July 21, 2009