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searching for truffles

The act of oral sex which inevitably leads to the sound a swine might make whilst foraging for fungi
Girls love it when guys go searching for truffles in their never regions
by Lovin'theladyboys May 18, 2015
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turd searching

Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.
Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?

Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time
by Mike LaTorrez January 3, 2013
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searching

She was just searching for random pictures of Nicolas Cage.
by KirsySon July 19, 2014
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Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around
MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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Shlacking

Someone who is slacking off, being lazy, or just being plain stupid
Lj and Sean were caught shlacking by chica when he found them tryna pipe Glendale freshmen
by L and the J's September 1, 2017
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Proof-Searching

The act of Googling specific information you intend to use to make a point on the internet. Usually done before a reply to an arrogant airhead who is being belligerent so as to completely humiliate the aforementioned airhead publically and score a victory for all of the people who were affected by it's retardation.
Dipshit douche: ALL YOU NOBE AND LEBUM D-RIDERS NEEDZ TO SHUTUP N RESPECT THE REAL KING. MJ HOLDS THE RECORD FOR POINTS SCORED, MOST RINGS AND MOST CAREER WINS FOOLS. HE IS THE GREATEST.

Proof-searcher: Ummm...No. Michael Jordan owns none of those records. Kareem Abdul Jabar has the most points with 38,387. Bill Russell holds the championship record with 11 and Charles Barkley is the all time leader in wins produced with 313.6 wins. Moron.

Random Spectator: ha dude i knew you did some seriois proof-searching for that one.

Proof-searcher: totally
by theguerillagorilla July 27, 2013
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Still Searching

A absolutely brilliant compliation of songs made by Senses Fail. It is an album which recites a story of a guy (possibly in highschool or college) who struggles in school and relationships and with an addiction to drugs. It is a very good CD and i recommend getting it. A+
Dude: Hey lets by a CD
Me: Still Searching by Senses Fail!!
Dude: Oh, really?
Me: Yeah, it tells the story like the old albums used to.
Dude: Oh ok so i should get it?
Me: Fucking duh?!??!?!!?!?
Dude: (Makes out with him)
Just kidding.. lololololol
by Alec (The Cool Guy) May 1, 2008
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