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shizophrenia

actually i spelled it wrong first too...

me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?

shizophrenia?

larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010
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Phone skitzophrenic

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.
Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010
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Paranoid schizophrenic

A slanderous term used by psychiatrist who where practicing eugenics and considered the disabled the schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life whom were paronoid and frantic

While being exterminated by treatment
Paranoid schizophrenic is defined as a disabled person who is paranoid and frantic because they smell gas on the ramps to the treatment chamber
by Shazamhammer1 February 23, 2021
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Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.
Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.
by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011
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shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
by JoRoMo December 10, 2009
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schizophrenic pop

a “genre” played only the two man band, twenty øne pilots. not a genre anyone can explain but a genre you either love or you hate. (if you don’t like tøp die in a hole lol)
“so what type of music do listen to?” “i LOVE twenty one pilots!” “what type of music do they play??” “schizophrenic pop..... you wouldn’t understand
by 𐂃𐂃𐂃 March 8, 2020
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Shitzophrenia

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.
My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia
by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013
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