shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.

Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.

by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006

shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert

When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.

by maskerbator October 4, 2011

Shituation

A shit situation, jammed into one.

"Oh that's a shituation!"

by laura50 August 17, 2017

shituation

a situation that you'd consider being away from.

a shitty situation.

Kiwi: I had a dream about you and my mom doing it.

Tonsy: I wouldn't want to be in that shituation.

Kiwi: Neither do I.

by Mr.Debonaire December 3, 2010

Shituation

Simply, a shitty situation

Having to decide whether to move your ailing parents in a nursing home is totally a shituation.

by Njtenice June 14, 2018

SHITUATION

When you find yourself in a emergency situation where you have to use the bathroom immediately, often times not completely making it to the toilet.

I at some bad sushi last night before we went to the club, damn near had a shituation but luckily a stall opened up.

by LE Kapp August 10, 2018

Shituation

When your child defies gravity and shits up her back covering everything in arms reach in shit.

The baby just had an explosive diaper and now we have a shituation.

by Jessee Lou November 26, 2017