The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.

Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.

by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017

Shitty-Nine

Like 69’ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.

Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.

by LeSleth March 8, 2020

Shittyaimer

A male that has difficulty controlling his penis in order to guide it into his partner's vagina; a sex amateur.

Addison: I bet you enjoyed the honeymoon sex!
Ailani: Not even. Duncan couldn't even get it in the right hole, or even in my hole for that matter!
Addison: What a shittyaimer.

by CrimsonClover July 4, 2009

SixtyNinety

The sexual act where, two persons simultaneously engage in tonguing each other's anus, while facing each other's front. The change from the traditional 69 position from double genital stimulation to double "o-ring" pleasure dubs this act "6090".

My girlfriend and I tried a SixtyNinety to spice things up and boy was it spicy!

by Trojan_Dewey302 October 13, 2017

Shittening

When your day is going like shit, but you still don’t trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just worse.

Ah, there it is, the shittening.

by Dilan K. March 14, 2019

Shittening

When you are having a shit and something frightens you . It's a step up from `shat my self` as you are already shitting. It just speeds up the process.

Today I was in the toilet and I had a shittening. A spider crawled up my leg.

by vibrazy September 16, 2021

shittyfinger

A shityfinger is where someone or something shits all over your finger and you pass out

Sally:Bob pulled a shittyfinger last night all over his finger and still hasn’t woken up
Anna: yeah I feel bad for the poor dude it must hurt

by Shittyant October 19, 2023