shittin' kittens

verb

1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.

2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.

1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).

2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.

by Matth March 04, 2004

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Pussy Shittin

Giving birth or shitting from your pussy. The shit must have 2 legs and 2 arms to be considered a pussy shit.

Demarcus - "That whore shat a baby our her pussy"

Wayne - "Damn, that bitch be PUSSY SHITTIN yo!!"

Demarcus - "Where's Mary at?"

Wayne - "She's at the hospital droppin a pussy shit"

by Cronny Jacobs April 04, 2010

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shittin' ankles

The act of being another's bitch.

The term is derived from another; "you got me jumpin' through hoops." After all that jumpin', you'd think your femurs would end up lodged deep, deep, deep in your anus.

I was shittin' ankles all over the place on Valentine's Day; my lady sent me around to See's, Conroy's, AND Tiffany's!

by Benjamen F. Dover February 18, 2008

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Shittin Shards

Shittin Shards. When it feels like you need to take a massive shit, but all that comes out is sharp, rock hard shards of shit. Can be very painful at times and may even cut your rectum.

Fuck.. I was shittin shards after that taco bell last night.. holy fuck im never goin there again!

by DustinIsFiending April 11, 2009

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shittin' pancakes

when a person's asshole is stretched to gaping proportions, like grand canyon wide, causing them to take a shit that is equal in circumference to a pancake.

dude, you put that up your ass? you're gonna be shittin' pancakes.

by plus the bear March 07, 2008

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