shitshank

A shitshank is a result of anal sex where the person giving anal has his penis clogged with shit resulting in an inability to urinate or ejaculate.

Man, I couldn't piss after fuckin' that chick in the butt 'cause I had a damn shitshank!

by Justin Budweiser March 27, 2007

shitshong

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.

Martha I will shitshong the life out of you

by shitshonger November 8, 2010

shitming

A person who measures their curtains inaccurately and so it trails slightly on the floor.

'Have you seen how long those currtains are?!'

'Yeah, Niall measured them, whatta shitming!'

by Fatty Warren December 28, 2009

Shiting

The act of droping a shit

pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce

I was in the act of shiting when the phone rang.

by DpPg January 14, 2009

Bang Shishigami

The manliest man on the planet. Not a single being in the universe can defeat this man's strength and manliness. If one were to try, they would fail miserably. Bang Shishigami is so manly, he has not one theme song, but two; The second one is sung by the Japanese Vocalist who sung the Dragonball Z theme song (introduction.)

They say Bang Shishigami is not a descendant of Chuck Norris, but an Ancestor, proving not only is he stronger than Chuck, but Chuck learned from Bang as well.

There are no faults to Bang Shishigami. His Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan is more powerful than a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris, or a Falcon Punch from the one and only Captain Falcon.

Bully: Why are you so weak? *beats weak kid up*

*Weak kid follows the teachings of Bang Shishigami when he gets home*

*The next day, the Bully is nowhere to be found after a run in with the weak kid. He is no longer weak.*

by Bang Shishigami November 11, 2009

Shitshi

When you eat sushi that is of poor quality. Sushi which has the qualities of a piece of shit.

Johnny "Two Times" Jackson doesn't like this sushi. He says "Hey guys, is this sushi or shitshi...Hey guys, is this sushi or shitshi"?

by Big Meaty Whang November 5, 2010

shissing

To have a case of extreme diarrhea where the fecal matter is completely liquid. Like pissing out of your ass.

Dude don't eat that week old Taco Bell in the fridge or you'll be shissing for days.

by Marzmellow March 21, 2008