shitmosphere

The area of a room that is contaminated by the release of a smelly fart

Bill was in the room and farted, then i walked through the shitmosphere and almost died of lack of oxygen.

by j&billdog March 29, 2010

ShitMac

When you get a free McDonald's Big Mac via mobile order deals, shit inside of it, and throw it at someone's front door.

Guy 1: I'm not hungry man, what are we gonna do with this Big Mac we got for free?
Guy 2: Let's make a ShitMac dude!
Guy 1: And throw it at Justin Johnson's door? Hell yeah!

by Styx13 May 1, 2018

Shitmixed

When someone or something has a really spectacular crash resulting in them and whatever they were riding on being thrown around in a cement mixer'esque fashion.

Often with comical results

Man that bloke got absolutely shitmixed when he stacked his Windsurfer.

I was bricking along then i hit a rock and got absolutely shitmixed!

by Maverick6888 June 28, 2009

shitmester

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

Shitmaxxing

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.

I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!

by JTdem October 15, 2021

Shitmisting

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles

yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting

by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

Mt. Shitmore

When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.

As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."

by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016