Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.

Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!

by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017

shitsnatcher

This is another name for the piece in the bathroom generally called a toilet.

The shitsnatcher is singing again. That means it will be stopped up soon. Where is the plunger?

by Phyliss D. March 21, 2007

shitwatch 2011

Shitwatch 2011

an underground Facebook group whoes sole purpose in life is to share their shit. Some UPLOAD pictures while LOGGING in while others just name their turds after politicians, restaurants and friends...

Shitwatch 2011

I just shit a brick! (picture pls) nice one
Tadpole... Fail! little shit!
Hyperion flush! out for recycling
Long Beach Roller... hear the splash! drop turd
Had to LOG out in my pants turd
Vienna sausage and one corn kernel fail!
Crack pot huh?
McNuggets! turdlets
Bowl Of bon-bons shit balls

by cheapsuitdan August 25, 2011

shitwitch

A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.

"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"

by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005

Shiznatch

Totally good. Nothing beats it.

This KFC chicken wings are the shiznatch!

by fatguy October 1, 2002

Shitnick

A dumbfuck; a fucknut; someone more worthless than a peso; your semi-retarded brother who likes to fuck pumpkins.

"Close the door, shitnick, you're letting all the flies in!"

"Stop fucking that pumpkin, shitnick!"

by Brendon November 18, 2003

shiznitch

The cat's meow, the dog's bollox, the best.

A nonsense formulation popularised by Tenacious D's lazy urban hymn to love: "My biznitch is the Shiznitch"

by rach February 20, 2004