shittercritter

A shittercritter "shih ter krih ter" is a person who makes more money turning tricks in the bathroom than they do at their actual job, which is implied to be a stripper.

Yeah, we all call her a stripper, she says she's one, and her taxes say it; but she makes more money blowing guys in the bathroom at work than she does as an actual stripper. The bathroom has worse lighting, which means more money for her. Hence, she's a shittercritter.

by Queenula. March 20, 2017

Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

the shitter

Another term for a toilet

Just give me a sec, I need to use the shitter!

by Che Aleko June 19, 2006

Shiternet

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

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Shiternet is bad

by SnukVA January 1, 2021

shikker

Yiddish pejorative for an alcoholic.

My mom never drinks, so when my roommate told her that I got wasted at the frat house Friday night, she called me a shikker.

by EddieBuck September 24, 2010

Shitter's Polio

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

by souperpig November 4, 2009

Stream Shitter

(n): a hiker who doesn't care how their bad behavior affects the hikers behind them.

Example:
"That hotel isn't very friendly to hikers."
"Yeah, they had to deal with a lot of Stream Shitters earlier in the season."

by UnoriginalLogin April 14, 2017