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Surprise Shittack

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
by VLpeekers January 6, 2011
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shitpack

A group, gaggle, pack, flock, or herd of shitwinks. Most commonly seen and/or heard at night in ramschackle student "ghettos."
"Look at that shitpack! There must be a dozen of the little cockweasels!"

"Ah, yes. Let's plow through them with my Volvo, shall we?"
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shitnack

A shit nack occurs when someone puckers up their stank hole and just toops toops toops scedoops on your face until you have a brown dot on your nose that you can use as target practice.
Esther: "Ooh I'm gonna shoot that nigga in the shitnack"
by bountyhunterD March 29, 2015
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Shitpacker

noun A
- male who enjoys shoving his package into the anus of the same sex.
- someone who is naturally an imbecile
"Screw you, you shitpacker.."
by cr September 19, 2003
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Shit jack

The act of shitting in one's hand, and then masturbating with it. (The lonely mans gay sex)
Dude, what took you so long in the shower? ......ah did a good shit jack!
by Nightbiker07 December 17, 2008
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Shitsack

A term used for old Takeaway that has been stuffed in a paper bag because either

1: You didn't have time to eat it
2: It has been eaten, and has now come back out in the form of vomit
3: You are saving it for your dog
Daniel , are you giving that shitsack to your dog?
by baedified like a boss May 16, 2016
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shitback cadillac

When you go to change the baby's diaper and the shit goes so high up on the diaper it actually goes onto their back and clothes.
Didn't you change him all day?!?!?! I came home and he had shitback!
by BartonJay September 8, 2005
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