Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
by VLpeekers January 6, 2011
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"Look at that shitpack! There must be a dozen of the little cockweasels!"
"Ah, yes. Let's plow through them with my Volvo, shall we?"
"Ah, yes. Let's plow through them with my Volvo, shall we?"
by Big Butter and Eggs Man (From Waaaay Out in da West) December 22, 2005
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A shit nack occurs when someone puckers up their stank hole and just toops toops toops scedoops on your face until you have a brown dot on your nose that you can use as target practice.
by bountyhunterD March 29, 2015
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- male who enjoys shoving his package into the anus of the same sex.
- someone who is naturally an imbecile
- male who enjoys shoving his package into the anus of the same sex.
- someone who is naturally an imbecile
"Screw you, you shitpacker.."
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1: You didn't have time to eat it
2: It has been eaten, and has now come back out in the form of vomit
3: You are saving it for your dog
1: You didn't have time to eat it
2: It has been eaten, and has now come back out in the form of vomit
3: You are saving it for your dog
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