shitinade

When life gives you shit....

Me: So, how's it goin'?
You (in a chipper voice): Shitty!
Me: You sound awful content, all things considered.
You: Well, what else can you do?
Me: I guess you're right. When life gives you shit.... I guess make shitinade.

by Sean Quixote January 1, 2009

Chronic Wangular Softitude

Yo dick is like Apollo Creed in Rocky IV: it ain't never gettin back up again.

When you can't get hard for a fine skank like Delta Burke, yous got Chronic Wangular Softitude.

by Develi-what! October 27, 2006

satitude

combination of "sass" and "attitude"

"i don't need your satitude today"

by lime4 March 26, 2017

shibbitude

The action of shibby, mainly used in past tense.

"The shibbitude of that event was off the charts!"

by Max C-B September 23, 2006

sniktitude

when describing a person or thing that has a Wolverine motif. A person or thing that generally acts brutish, crude, mildly morbid, and often succumb to frequent outbursts of rage.

"Wow, that man has real sniktitude!"

by Anti-Joker December 6, 2009

shitature

Good literature to read while taking a shit.

Let's put some good shitature in our bathroom, so we can read while taking a shit.

by Shawis2funforGG February 23, 2011

shiticules

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.

This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.

by 12309284092380498ljklfjaslkdfl March 6, 2017