SHITITIS

A period of inexplicable shitness.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Doctor but I keep making such an arse of things today”

“Don’t worry Mrs Jones – it’s just a touch of Shititis”

by Parly January 26, 2011

Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

shitirist

a satirist with shitty humor.

Your satire is too shitty, better you call yourself a shitirist instead of a satirist.

by Taurian March 15, 2021

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - Ability to cause a trance like state when talking absolute bullshit to someone...!

"You should have heard that guy over there...! He was so convincing with his verbal bullshit, the woman he is talking to is in a complete state of Shitmatism...!

by Chrisso.Australia August 5, 2009

shittist

1.) a person who shits his/her pants a lot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with sex partners
3.) slang for an idiot

i heard that kid was a shittist

by Whipshock July 23, 2003

shitticism

A witticism that has either gone over the top or is not at all witty

"Your mom goes to college," is NOT a witticism, but a shitticism.

by oldblorange June 21, 2011

shittisima

Any factory-made object, usually from China, well below expected quality standard.

Guy1:'that stuff broke the instant I tried to use it!!!'
Guy2:'well no wonder it's probably made by shittisima'

by Merdissisime July 5, 2011