Shitmeister

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.

Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?

by casdebom April 30, 2010

shitnitz

This is a word to reffer to ANYTHING in a generic way that is not 'thing' or 'stuff'.

I just bought some cool shitnitz for my car today.

by Pyroteamkill April 2, 2005

shitmeister

Someone who is constantly in the crapper taking a monster shit.

"Where is John"
"That shitmeister is in the crapper again taking a gigantic dump."

by Lauroland April 13, 2006

shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

shitiditus

disease shitting everyday for a week ucontrollably...
usually painless

"dood i cant go to the concert i got shitiditus after tapping my gf"

by xmastermattx May 1, 2008

Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.

i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.

by devilace July 24, 2009

shitfinity

An overwhelming amount of shit. A shitload many times over.

Etymology:

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
|
|---> shit times infinity
|
|----> shitfinity.

Shitfinity!

I have a shitfinite amount of work to get done by yesterday.

To shitfinity and beyond!

by Refried February 22, 2004