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shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.
Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.
by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008
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Shoeicide

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".
Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.
by amisstree December 2, 2010
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shitacid

That particularly vicious yellow-green type of liquid shit that stings your ring piece with such ferocity that immediate submersion in water is needed to cool the pain. Often brought on by over indulgence in chilli and other types of hot food, this is the bile and acid left over from the gastric digestive juices that are designed to break down food within the protection of the stomach’s walls. As it exits from your own back door area you feel a pain guaranteed to make you scream and blubber with each gush.

From the Latin: Acidicus Extremus Rectalis
“Dude – I feasted on some hot wings last night that burned me bad on the way out. But after the normal turd session, I had a bout of shitacid that left me screaming like a baby. I think I ripped myself a wider slot back there for sure.”
From the original screenplay of “Dude, my ring is ringing”

“What ho Jeeves, I was due to play a round of badminton this afternoon with Field Marshall Mountbatten, but I fear a torrent of shitacid might be about to visit my back passage at any moment. What say you attend with us and bring a wad of damp towels with you in case I have to rip out a beastly stream at some stage during the game?”
From Jeeves & Wooster Play Shuttlecock and Balls
by Monty Cornwall January 9, 2008
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shuicide

A word meaning that you will kill yourself but you really won't.
Person A: I'M GOING TO SUICIDE!
Person B: Really?
Person A: No.
Person B: That's not suicide. That's "Shuicide"
Person A: NOW I KNOW :D
by XxsamurixX June 2, 2009
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shiticules

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.
This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.
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shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.
Heathrow Airport authorities noted that the shoeicide bomber was easily detected in his flip-flops.
by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008
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shiticle

a shit particle expelled anally via a fart...
Raul let one rip in a meeting, and everyone had to breathe his shiticles....
by Hippos4Life April 3, 2008
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