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shite bag

A wimp. A dastardly type. Common insult used in central Scotland circa 1980's. Now enjoying an overdue revival.
"You're a pure shite bag for not stapling your (bawbag) to your ankles"
by I Need A Jobby!! February 23, 2004
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Cryptic Shitbags

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011
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shitbag

A person with no moral or ethical compass at all. Would fuck your girlfriend so he could ask her for a dollar.
I thought you were an asshole, but since I found out you're a bankster I'm upgrading you to shitbag.
by lerd murgeson September 9, 2014
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shitbag corporation

a corporation despised for its activities and and has earned its reputation as a shitbag corporation
i read the news paper this morning shitbag corporation is bringing a factory to my town
by littlejimmie November 30, 2018
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Tyler County shitbag

1. (n) An annoyingly narcissistic person/persons who thinks they are the best at everything.

Tyler County shitbags can't hold a job and usually have no money. They will gladly tell you this, because according to them, it is most likely your duty to pay their bills.

The only way to combat a Tyler County shitbag during a social outting if you are unfortunate enough to encounter one, is to try and talk over them. This should be done with caution and is not recommended for socially inexperienced or inept people. The act of being louder than a Tyler County shitbag by itself can leave one gasping for breath and hoarse. This action will also be met with extreme prejudice by the shitbag, as well as by your peers at your social gathering, as you are now the loudest one in the room, bar none; expect the locals to have blocked out the Tyler County shitbag and commonly be immune to his lies and unbelievably thick bullshit.

2. (n) a Cory.
Tyler County shitbags are commonly refered to as Cory's by life long Tyler County residents.
Overheard from a Tyler County shitbag:
"The stupid fucks at Guiness Records know all about me man! They just hate that I keep better records of shit than they do. Biggest reason really is that they don't want to pay their publisher to put out an entirely new book, so they just keep hating on this Cory."
by Bo Blam November 21, 2019
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Shitbag McGee

Noun: A person that tends to get obliterated (drunk) on any trip they take. Especially if they do not have to operate a motor vehicle. And especially on an Amtrak trip.
Hey, where's Shitbag McGee? HA! He's still on the train barfing from all the joy juice between Tampa and Jacksonville.
by tdp411 December 18, 2010
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Shitbag Dad Package

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.
Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.
by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021
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