ShitCandy

The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.

Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."

by an audiophile June 10, 2012

shitonastick

b4p

b4p=shitonastick

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

shitonastick

Only two known ways to prepare shitonastik. 1) By using hands to gather shit around the popsickle stick, much like how a fish stick or chicken nugget is formed. 2) By allowing stick to be thrust into the anus and twirled as to allow build up of shit on stick.

Vegetarians must be cautious when eating shitonastick.

by sweetirony November 4, 2003

ShitOnDevDay

this day celebrates the day of slandering anything/one that’s self-proclaimed as Dev. If you know anything/one that’s self proclaimed as Dev. Then you gotta shit on them/it.

“Hey it’s “ShitOnDevDay”” “oh shit there’s dev, FUCK YOU, YOU BIG BODY 4x4 TONKA TRUCK BUILT BUTTERBALLASS NIGGA”

by YoureDoneSmh March 6, 2023

shitcola

Drugged and alcoholic soda

SOMEONE:DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

WTF IS DIS COLA

CHAD:SHITCOLA

by Komobokho tongoko July 21, 2023

shitsonian

A third-rate museum that is usually erected in a smaller community that lacks any worthwhile exhibits.

It appears that our hole-in-the-wall city is building a new museum downtown that won't have anything older than the dust it'll collect when no one goes there. It'll be a regular shitsonian.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

shitcon

an iconic shitty person
a iconic horrible human being

lovely peaches is a shitcon

by super slangs December 30, 2024