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Shitcutsyndrome

A common disease that lasts for months with no cure. This disease only exists in cheap barbershops where you ask for a haircut and they absolutely butcher it. The worst part is that you have to deal with it for months and there is no going back.
"Bro, what happened to your hair?"
-" I got ShitCutSyndrome bro"
by Scropin_09 June 24, 2022
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shit chute riot

Did you go to that Back Street Boys Show? It was just a shit chute riot!
by Flaming Daniel September 2, 2006
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ShitChat

like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a shit
"hey whats up?"

"not much just Shitchatting"

"sweet"
by ttsmith04 August 5, 2008
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shitchat

to shoot the shit or to talk shit to a buddy. Shitchatting is a refined art...please do not try this if you are unexperienced!
Hey man, wanna go grab a beer and shitchat?
by bread infection December 31, 2005
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Shitchester

A town where uncultured people think they're educated but they know jack-all. The majority of the population of Shitchester don't seem to realise that there's a whole world outside for them to explore and thus they normally stay in their little town producing kids JUST after the moment they hit puberty.

See Chichester
by Zay-J July 24, 2012
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shichtey

auld shichtey erse
"i wonder what time auld shichtey erse will stagger hame at?"
by Fanjitz April 11, 2008
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shitcut

1: To shitcut (verb): to summarise tedious bullshit into something intelligible, to either get to the meaning underneath, or discard the argument.

2: A shortcut that, when taken, goes badly wrong. Especially appropriate in rural settings.
1: Most corporate-speak can be shitcut into 'Work together and stop looking at porn during office hours!'

2: 'Since when was a rock festival held at an abattoir? This was a real shitcut!'
by YossarianSmith June 8, 2009
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