The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
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A form of relationship where neither party is completely sure of “what they are”; The period before DTR
We’re not really an item yet...actually I’m not sure what we are...or if we’re anything. I guess we’re in a situationship?
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Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.
Can be abbreviated to "sbt"
Shit-Ba-Ton: A really huge amount of something. This could be such a big amount that it's as much as a shitload and a ton combined.
Can be abbreviated to "sbt"
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Get the Shitbaton mug.A scenario or predicament that is of at most, a minor inconvenience. Usually, one person involved will blow it way out of proportion, and everyone else will probably laugh at them in secret for it. Or the phrase can be used sarcastically to describe a minor inconvenience
Friend A to friends B and C: “My friend didn’t say good morning! What is wrong with them!”
Friend B to friend C in secret: “This is a total g situation”
Friend B to friend C in secret: “This is a total g situation”
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Get the g situation mug.A word to describe a person who may look attractive in a particular situation (ie. a skytrain or crowded bus), or around less attractive people, but when by themselves is not considered attractive. Not to be confused with attractiveness brought on my the consumption of alcohol.
*Thinking to self*, hmm that guy on the bus is pretty hot....*looks around*wait, I think he is just situationally attractive.
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