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Shitbish

An insult one can fire back at someone who thinks it's funny to insult other peoples mothers.

The use of 'shitbish' must be used in proper context for full effect, that is, many years after the original "your mum" comment was made.
Keith: Your mama's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.
Al (1 second later): Who is this Keith shitbish?
Keith: Ask your mum.

Keith: Your mama's so fat her belt's the equator.
Al (3 years later): Who is this Keith shitbish?
Keith: :-O
by aluminium oxide November 13, 2011
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Shitcrust

The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.
Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.
by Rico1971 October 2, 2017
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Shitbus

A word or term used in times of frustration and anger.
It may be used as a substitution for the words shit, damn, or fuck. Although it is a noob word of profanity, it still serves its purpose as a means for people to express frustrating moods.
Oh my shitbus, why did that bitchhofaggot have to eat my wontons?!
by lillian chiou May 11, 2008
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Shitrus

The smell of shit and citrus mixed together. Occurs when citrus scented air fresheners are sprayed after someone shits.
"Aw, man, it smells like straight up shitrus in my bathroom."
by what8ver December 4, 2015
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Zigger Shitburst

How r/DavidBowieCircleJerk sees Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: I love Pierrot👍.
Person 2: psssh, Pierrot👍 is mid as fuck, I like Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: don't you mean Zigger Shitburst? And how dare you insult Pierrot👍! Ban him from the BowieCircleJerk subreddit!
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022
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Shitrus

When life has hit you with so many lemons that now your poo smells like a cross between lemony fresh citrus and shit.
If one more thing went wrong Becky was sure her poop would smell like shitrus.
by LdySk8 June 2, 2018
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Shitbuster

The bathroom version of a ghostbuster. Shitbusters flush any toilet that still has shit in the bowl. Shitbusters that flush leftover urine in toilets and urinals are called pissbusters.
I just saw a shitbuster flush all the toilets in the public bathroom at my local McDonald's.
by Tako#2739 June 17, 2021
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