Shitbearphobia

Phobia of shitting bears in sleep or in general.

"I have shitbearphobia"

by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021

Shitsearching

It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.

Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?

Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.

Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?

Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.

by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020

Vindaloo Shit Bear

When, after a rather hot curry, you pull open the stitching on a small child's bear (Between ages 2 and 6) and lay a hot steaming shit in place of the fluff!

To little Billy's horror, someone had left him a vindaloo shit bear in his room!

by awww yea September 4, 2007

Shitberg

When one takes such an enormous shit that about 10% of it piles up over the water.

"Oh my god, Jeff just dropped a shitberg and now the toilet's plugged up."

"I have to go even more, but that shitberg's getting kinda close."

by pingueculae January 4, 2013

shitwear

when you dont wipe your ass after you shit and your underwear turns brown and smells like shit

man i forgot to wipe my ass one day and the next day i ended up with shitwear

by Fucktarded Fucktard January 2, 2010

shitbeast

Scientific term for the breed of dog otherwise known as "poodles."

The best method to deter a shitbeast from humping your leg is to hit it in the face.

by B00B00 December 15, 2008

Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016