shitpants

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.

"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."

by miracle_max December 28, 2007

shitbat crazy

Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.

My ex-girlfriend was shitbat crazy, but she was great in bed.

by parallel_master December 8, 2017

Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.

Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!

by Shizaface April 5, 2009

Shitpantsophobia

Scared of shitting your pants at any point in time.

“Yo dude I’m scared of shitting myself in public” -broski “you have shitpantsophobia”- therapist

by Pantsbrusher August 25, 2020

Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

by farterinc June 21, 2022

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009