stutarded

1) A word created by me when I was watching that Taco Bell commercial where the smush the words together. Combination of stupid and retarded.

"This taco is smunchy, you know soft-melty-crunchy."

"This commercial is stutarded"

by Scott E Johnson November 3, 2006

slutarded

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.

She got syphillis from being so slutarded.

by FireBox June 27, 2006

shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

slotarded

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

shitteded

The past tense of shit according to people with a low IQ

Aydan said Eric shitteded on the bed and I said no dumbass he shat on the bed.

by Hestupid40 June 1, 2016

ShitAdelaide

ShitAdelaide is the best Instagram for everything funny happening in Adelaide, Australia

Person 1 - OMG, have you seen the latest ShitAdelaide post, it’s so funny

Person 2 - No, I don’t follow them

Person 1 - You need to follow them on Instagram, @ShitAdelaide
Person 2 - Ok, will do

3 days later

Person 2 - ShitAdelaide is the funnies and best
Person 1 - See, what’d I tell ya
Person 2 - I’m gonna tell all my friends about ShitAdelaide

by ShitAdelaide_official July 16, 2018