Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

Shitberg

An Iceberg formed entirely of feces. Typically associated with things much worse than the tip of an Iceberg.

Today was just the tip of the shitberg that this week has been.

by Sceep May 23, 2019

Shittery Tittery

A commonly used swear word that is used as an instant reaction.

There’s a big hockey game and it’s down to the last penalty shot and timmy has it. He goes down the ice and does a triple deke. He tricks the goalie and shoots the put and misses the net.

Timmy yells “shittery tittery”.
He get’s kicked off the ice

by Placebo1234 March 29, 2020

shittery

A store where you can buy toilet paper.

In only minutes they arrived at St. Pierre's Royal Shittery.

by Tongaboy June 1, 2006

shitterrific

The sarcastic way to describe oneself, the state of things or something as shitty.

Clueless boyfriend who broke up with girlfriend the day before and calls her: "How are you?"
Crazed post-break up girlfriend: "Fucking shitterrific, hunny! Thanks for asking you cock-sucking fuckhead!"

by Alyse Toulouse April 19, 2008

Shitbeard

A person with dingleberries in their facial hair.

Hey! Shitbeard! Go to the back of the line!

by Sven June 30, 2003

shitterrible

Being so terrible at something, you should've just hung yourself instead of waking up.

Greg is a homeless man that ejaculates on passing cars. Greg is a shitterrible person

by Sensei Bates April 16, 2007