Jack Shit

Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.

I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom

by the dirty liberal November 28, 2009

Jack shit

When you is Jack and you pour hydrofluoric acid down your toilet to fix a clog and shit comes spraying back up in your face giving you acid burns that need medical attention.

Bob didn’t know jack shit could happen until he woke up the next day in the hospital smelling like burnt crap.

by Buttersrules February 05, 2021

jack shit

1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)

"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

jack shit

masturbating while taking a shit

I just took a jack shit

by TknucksSucks November 02, 2010

jack shit

when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time

what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob

by jackshit March 05, 2008

jack shit

A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.

I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.

by stinkygordo October 07, 2008

jack shit

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid

Man, you are such a jack shit!

by KROD December 14, 2004