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winds-of-shit

When a bad news comes your way, troubles lies ahead.
In it's literal sense it's best used to describe the body function or the art of releasing impressive stinks.
Listen Bubs, sounds of the whispering winds-of-shit.
Can you hear it? The shit clings to the air Bubs.

Would you mind to bring your winds-of-shit to your cube?
(in an Office)
by Dan The Rod Leroux August 10, 2006
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Windows 95 shit

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer
Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?
by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019
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Shit out of the window

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Windows Shit Hurdle

Any of a number of Windows issues that must be addressed prior to executing the one simple task you logged onto the PC for in the first place.
I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.
by darthgandhi December 29, 2025
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shitwind

the vile stench that wafts through the air as the result of a fart
Ugh, there sure is a powerful shitwind coming from that bathroom.

Arr, matey, there's a shitwind a blowin'!
by creaternity May 15, 2006
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Shitwinds

This is often used when the conversation is far from the truth and all the facts are disregarded. Shitwinds blow hardest in jealous rage.
The Shitwinds are blowing hard tonight, you are listening to someone defaming or disrespecting something or someone.
by LittleBirdy April 28, 2013
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shitwind

Slang term in the through-the-earth radio industry.

Low frequency electromagnetic interference that results in a noisy communication link and introduces bit errors in transmissions, i.e. the shitwinds
Markus: I can't read the text messages you transmitted
Andrew: That's because the shitwinds are ablowin'
by eeeeeh January 25, 2013
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