banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.
My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit
by Yellow fish February 06, 2014
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Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 06, 2022
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Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
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