San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress

When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

by GringoTN April 4, 2009

shit sandwitch

playful term much like the traditional "stuck between a rock and a hard place"

man, i've got myself into a real shit sandwitch with this fucking napster thing

by chris January 7, 2005

shit sandwhich

When you drop a duece on a slice of bread, and then place another piece of bread on top of it. Good with lettuce.

Bitch pissed me off, so I served her a shit sandwhich.

by Ian Z April 9, 2008

Shit Sandwich

A job offer in the Trump administration

Bob Harwood wisely avoided the shame and chaos of working for Trump. He wasn't going to eat a "Shit Sandwich"

by Trumptard February 16, 2017

shit sandwich

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

Shit Sandwich

A project assigned to you at your place of employment that is destined to fail. Basically, your employer has asked you to make a sandwich using shit, and they want you to somehow make it taste good. Add all the lettuce and tomatoes you want, it will still be a shit sandwich.

You think you've had a bad day, Johnson gave me another shit sandwich and he wants it tomorrow morning!

by Sacramento Matt May 21, 2008

Shit Sandwich

Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.

by roadcoder May 12, 2008