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I'm picking the corn out your shit

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest
Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"
by J Down** June 6, 2010
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Shitpickle

1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.

2. A guest on the webshow "The Angry Nintendo Nerd", starring in the episode "Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu"
1. D'aww shitpickles! This sucks!
by Kaege October 5, 2007
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shitbrick

A lazy, self-pitying young professional, particularly in the field of software development. One incapable of doing even the most mundane tasks without complaining.
He is such a shitbrick. All he does is walk around with his hands behind his back sighing.
by Frustrated Engineer October 5, 2005
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shitprick

someone who really smells and acts like a jerk.
rob thats not cool dude you should stop being shich a shitprick and take a shower dammit.
by juancarlos December 23, 2005
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shitpicking

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.
Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.
by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009
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shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass
Chris, you're such a shitbrick
by Matt March 15, 2005
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Shitpickletittyfuck

Ahhhhhh shitpickletittyfuck!!! You stepped on my toe!
by Tex Mex August 4, 2004
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