Jack Shit

Poker term:

1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically.

2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.

Player X: You had a straight?

Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit!

by Chuck_1804 September 25, 2010

Jack Shit

Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.

I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom

by the dirty liberal November 27, 2009

Jack shit

When you is Jack and you pour hydrofluoric acid down your toilet to fix a clog and shit comes spraying back up in your face giving you acid burns that need medical attention.

Bob didn’t know jack shit could happen until he woke up the next day in the hospital smelling like burnt crap.

by Buttersrules February 4, 2021

fuck all jack shit

When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing

John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food

by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023

jack shit

1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)

"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

jack shit

masturbating while taking a shit

I just took a jack shit

by TknucksSucks November 2, 2010

jack shit

when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time

what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob

by jackshit March 5, 2008