shot to shit

falling to pieces or in a state of disrepair; no longer functional; broken

Joe: "man, my car's so overdue for a service, it's spewin' out black smoke and makes all kinda noises when I start 'er up!"

Jane: "overdue for a service? Joe, that car of yours is overdue for the scrap heap... it's shot to shit!"

by Col & Ebs May 20, 2010

Shot-Gun Shit

When a piece of shit gets forced out of your ass by a powerful fart. usually resulting in splash-back

"Damn it i did a shot-gun shit"

by Xander B May 29, 2003

shot the shit

When speaking of what you did earlier in the day in the past tense. Shooting the shit is present and shot the shit is past tense.

What you do today?

~Eh I was at my friends house and we drank beer and shot the shit.

by Mudge May 22, 2007

shotgun shit

also buckshit

a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.

The worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie's restroom... shotgun shit everywhere!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

shotgun shit

when gas builds up in your ass and you have to shit, when you go to take the shit, you sit down on the toilet seat and the gas that was built up in your ass shoots the shit all over the toilet.

OH FUCK, i couldn't make it to the toilet so i shotgun shited all over the back wall.

by d to the rizake September 24, 2006

shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

by AMARZ November 8, 2006

Shotgun Shit

When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.

“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds”

by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018