Shister

One who speaks bullshit fluently in order to fool people out of money or other possesions, often associated with used-car salesmen

That shister just talked me into paying for his ticket

by Skynard July 18, 2006

Shirker Bandit

Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

They are sharp tools.

Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!

Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!

by The Merz May 4, 2010

Shade Shiste

an individual whom acts in a scheming and sneaky (weasel rat bastard) manner in select situations

Anthony Tavormina is a shadey shiste because one called him and saw him ignore the call. IN addition his cellphone is prepaid and he has a "wednesday shirt"!

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

Shished

The effect you feel from smoking high-quality shisha from a hookah.

"Man, that rose flavor was good, I am shished!"

by DrJ69s January 5, 2006

shicken

if you are from Sweden, you will definitely mix up "chicken" with "shicken".

Pronouncing CH can be hard as it does not exist in Swedish language. Children becomes Shildren and so on

I took my shildren to a restaurant and had shicken there.

by F_117 October 20, 2010

Shitken McNuggets

Slang term (loosely) for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk food takes on after being internally processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the crapper.

"Check out the bonus jumbo order of Shitken McNuggets I left for you, BOI!"

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

shickemday

1.) referring to numerous singers and or bands that bellow a lustrous, bellowing sound. ex. I kept your photograaaaaph and I know it serves me wellahhhhh. the aaaaaaph and ahhhhh sound like shickeeeehhmdaaaaahhy.
Puddle of Nickel Creed, Seether and many others.

2.) An expression similar to the meaning of "hell yeah" "shibby"

3.) An expression that can be confusion and promote distress.

"Seether is a shickemday band."

"Woooo yeah, Panama! Shickemdaaaahhhhyea!"

"Shickemday man... that was low."

by austincarnsandnoble March 30, 2009