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shishkabobulated

The pain caused when you're plowing through shis-ka-bobs and keep impaling the roof of your mouth on the skewers. Maybe you ought to slow down before you move on to the next one, big fella.
Kid: Hey Albert, you want some cake?

Albert: Oh, I'd love some, but I'm all shishkabobulated from poking myself 15 times in the last hour. Maybe later.

Kid: How 'bout now?

Albert: Now's later. Okay.
by Krakky McKraken October 24, 2010
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Shishkabob

When a female simultaneously takes two dicks from two fairly tall men, one in the mouth and one in the ass, and is lifted off of the ground due to their height. Not the be confused with the "Rotisserie Chicken", which is the same act with the addition of the men spinning the girl once she is airborne.
Tom: Did you bang that girl last night?
Jack: Yeah, Lou and I shishkabobed the fuck out of her!
by GJS813 October 8, 2016
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Shishkabob

A very intimate, part-physical, part-mental connection that is found between two people. It is a link between the closest of friends. It is a connection that is difficult for others to understand.
Zack: Dude you wanna hang out tonight?

Brandon: I was just about to suggest the same thing! SHISHKABOB!!

Zack: SHISHKABOB!!!

Claire: I don't understand...

Brandon: We are shishkabob. You won't get it
by hawkowlnelson October 28, 2011
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shishcamabob

A shishcamabob is a a small boy with a red tootle on a bulging boyle that is outragingly painful when it gets angry and tries to yell at you.
omg look at that shishcamabob!! it must really hurt right now because it looks angry
by Alfred Farticuss October 7, 2009
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Shishkabob

The act of stabbing one's penis with a pencil or sharp object
Bro I shishkabobed Adam today and he said I poked a hole!
by Yung_gingersnap December 13, 2017
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Anal Shishkabob

When a man, at climax, removes his penis from the anus of his partner and there is pooh surrounding it like a meat shishkabob.
Bro, I had anal sex the other day too soon after we had a meal, and I got the anal shishkabob.
by 9asummit April 30, 2025
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