shipizee

noun; beads of dirty sweat from the pubic region (Testicles in particular).

i rubbed my shipizee all over her face.

by bailey December 13, 2004

American Shitizen

An American citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the U.S. economy, but end up buying a Japanese rice-burning piece of shit instead of an American car, having the opposite effect.

American Shitizen

Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."

Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"

Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."

Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."

by IndependentForever November 2, 2009

Takako Shimizu

Master Vampire and Lord of Translyvania, Takako Shimizu is aided by a redneck King, Lloyd, and his loyal and humble clown servant Lurch. They wage a sacred war against a jewish Werewolf, a male-to-female transexual, and a female gremlin.

Takako Shimizu is so goth his bats shit bats.

by randomperson3781 March 29, 2008

Shitizen

Noun. A person who frequently comments on internet material and whose comments are characterized by their negativity and poor use of the English language and its basic conventions.

John Oliver was wise to encourage shitizens to petition the White House to carefully consider legislation related to net neutrality.

by King Xavier September 2, 2014

shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

by Funt Stephens October 26, 2017

shimie

To move side to side in a rhythmic manner.

Shimie on over and stop leaning on me i need some space please.

by dutchrocka.com June 24, 2018

Shmizer

A person you meet on vacay and hook up with

Jack: That girl at the beach was a shmizer.

Nick: Hell yea! One time only though don’t forget.

by milfwilfdilf.org June 8, 2021