ed shithead

a disgusting person who shouldnt have ever existed. his music sucks so bad and hes so ugly. if you hate ed sheeran i love you🤨🆙

person: hey do you like ed shithead
me: no wtf thats the worst person ever

by ashwoo January 18, 2021

skirthead

a person who frequently uses methamphetamine

one skirthead says to another skirthead "wanna do some skirt" and the other skirthead says... alright you guys get it.

by that one skirthead in the example April 11, 2007

Shithead

(Sha-theed)

A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are:

-Counting to six
-Seeing God
-Never being hungry
-Doing a Black Flip
-Providing abortions
-Burning down a hospital
-Guaranteeing protection
-Jumping across the street
-Sleeping in a chair
-Singing in the choir
-Immunity to AIDS
-Peeing with the lights off
-Finding you

She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.

I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.

by greatjeeeorb November 7, 2011

Shithead

Someone who is really pissing you the fuck off so you call them something like "shithead" because that is what they are being.

My ex boyfriend is being a fucking shithead

by Broken Black Heart. January 29, 2017

spithead

Name given to Paul Wolfowitz following the release of Fahrenheit 9/11, wherein he uses saliva to shine his hair. Mike Church takes credit for the meme, but of course he would.

Great cosmetic innovation, spithead.

by Zeppelin June 28, 2004

B-shifted

To not doing anything that was expected of you. To totally drop the ball

Man, we were busy yesterday so we "B-shifted" the shit out of station 5

by Pfarwell September 15, 2011

sea shitheads

Boat ramming, black clad, sea faring idiots who are going to get somebody killed because they can't handle their boats. Led by Paul Watson they are into ramming, not sending distress calls when their own boats are damaged and endangering their own crews, endangering anyone who happens to be in the same area of ocean as they are, incompetent ship handling, and explaining it all away as "for the cause" which they disgrace by associating with it. Occasional tool of the Australian government who likes that they press other nations in international waters, and back Australia's false claim to them, in exchange for free harbor in Australian waters. Not too fond of the United States Coast Guard, unable to even get Prius buyers behind them using wiser conventional means of protest. Like to throw stuff and shine lasers in eyes. Don't like independent documentation of their action, which is why they kicked Animal Planet cameras off their ships. Once appeared on South Park.

"They rammed a tanker doing an underway refueling at sea, risking lives and an oil spill? What a bunch of sea shitheads!"

by DaveHP35 October 3, 2013