Shift-Delete 

This is the process of sending an e-mail then immediately going into sent mail and doing a SHIFT-DELETE to remove the e-mail without going throught the deleted items folder. This is an appropriate tactic when sending sexually explicit e-mails that you don't want recorded by anyone.

We were exchanging very hot and steamy e-mails at work so we immediately SHIFT-DELETED them.

Shift-Delete by Nightraider December 3, 2007

Chronic Shift Disease 

See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.

gosh, that was tiring.

I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.

i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!

Chronic Shift Disease by peachy101101 May 9, 2011

“Stiff dicks and airplanes” 

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

“Stiff dicks and airplanes” by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

Sniff Dick 

A sniff dick is a person that does two things.

1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.

2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.

Kevin Hart "SHE AIN"T GOT NO NIPPLES!!!"

Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"

The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.

Sniff Dick by ConnectTheDots May 5, 2014

Stick Shift Drive 

The act of taking a man's penis and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans anus to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.

Last night brad came over and drove me crazy with the gnarliest stick shift drive ever.

Stick Shift Drive by imnaughty123 November 13, 2011

Shift Daddy 

Shift Daddy is a term meant for the best MighettoRz staff member

Shift is Pretty much Shift Daddy hes the best MighettoRZ staff member he answers my tickets so fast

Shift Daddy by BonOnNyquill March 12, 2023

Shift Dress 

Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.

'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'

'Maybe she's born with it?'

'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.

Shift Dress by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010