When you marry a british girl but have to behead her the day right after because she tried to pull a mexican lawnmower on you but at least you get to collect that sweet life insurance money.
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Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.
What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
Get the Sheela na gig mug.Shela. She is the most beautiful and humble person you will ever meet. She believes in love and craves a love so deep. She wants to meet the guy of her dreams in the most fairytale way as possible. She believes in fate and destiny. She is a good and loyal friend, but when she is cheated and backstabbed; she will show her hatred and despise. She is the type of person who deserves to be loved gently and properly by a gentleman. She is a very down to earth person, she has layers of mysteries that only a limited amount of people can unveil. She is humorous, smart, loving, caring, loyal and beautiful. She is very strong, she scavengers for fun and adventure but knows her boundaries. She has dreams and priorities that she is destined to achieve. She can be sensitive but she will always find ways to hid all the negativity and problems and produce happiness. She is the type of girl you need and should appreciate in your life. Shela will bring nothing but happiness and love into your life she is the one who is most deserving to be wed happily by a wonderful and worthy candidate.
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That daughter, Shela of yours is one sweet thing.
Shela is the goddess of love and adventure
That daughter, Shela of yours is one sweet thing.
by madhatter2828e43 July 26, 2016
Get the Shela mug.Shayla’sare rare. Their personality’s are one of a kind. Usually exotic and gorgeous looking not like a plain Jane face. Unique features. They have beautiful face shapes with killer bodies.shayla’stend to be slimmmm thickkkk. They have secrets that can only be kept to themselves and longg histories and many stories. They’ve been through a lot. They could be severely depressed and would still keep it to themselves with a smile on their face. They always have too much going on. Love them they deserve all the love in the world. They are usually very smart but keep that secret. They are very social but introverted at the same time. They love to be loud and crazy and are soo hilarious with friends but secretly prefer to be alone at home sleeping or watching Netflix and keeping to themselves.they always compare themselves to someone who they care about thinks is “the better offer”. They think they are not as good as someone else and strive to be better. Even though they don’t need to. Be careful don’t cross a Shaylathey can get very angry. When they are angry you better run, they’re great fighters and strong argumenters. They don’t lose at anything.also everyone is jealous of them especially their friends and they should be. Shayla’s are too hard to even explain how rare they are.
by Shayla54 May 24, 2018
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by gypsyb October 14, 2011
Get the Sheila's Rule mug.A total angel. Super angelic. Most divine girl you’ll ever meet. Will cook for you and treat you nice. Because that’s what angels do.
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