shelled

Like an artillery attack, a pitcher who allows more than four runs in less than five innings.

Barry Zito was totally horseshit! He pitched only 4.0 innings and was shelled...allowing 6 hits, 7 runs, 7 earned runs, 7 walks, and 2 strikeouts.

by Giants suck July 16, 2007

Shelve

Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.

Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.

Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya.

Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.

by RooZy March 19, 2009

hanging shelves

going out to a girlfriend or boyfriend's house for clandestinedsexual activities

My brother said his dad was going over to his girlfriend's house (at 10pm) to help build some stuff she purchased from Home Depot. I said "hmmm, hanging shelves, huh??"

by Tia Tequila November 26, 2007

shelled

To get outrageously drunk and wake up feeling like you were under artillery attack

"Oh man, I got shelled last night dude."
"Yeah? How do you feel?"
"You don't wanna know"

by BradenWC April 4, 2006

shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

That stripper's son shelfed my phone!

by clickitdown December 6, 2006

half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.

Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.

by electrocaine September 3, 2018

Jonjo shelvey

Absolute unit whole come 2 foot you gran down the stairs

He also looks like a dilf of a YouTuber whole plays for Newcastle and is a BOX TO BOX midfielder

Yo jack imma come get jonjo shelvey to 2 foot your mother down the stairs and make her cream you muffle puff

by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021