Shelbert

The most wonderful girl that you will ever meet. She is perfect in every way she can be perfect.

I've been searching my whole life but I think I finally found it. I found a Shelbert!

by Nobert1 August 11, 2016

Smellbert

One who smells bad, like they haven't showered for a few days.

Get a shower you smellbert, you're a little stinker
Get away from me smellbert, you honk
You're pure honk beast yi wee smellbert

by canucklover September 14, 2010

Shellato

The act of performing '69' while both partners are shitting.

The perfect date - Indian Buffet followed by a hot and steaming shellato.

by Man... March 29, 2007

Shellykat

A sore pussy from doing it on the beach amongst the sand and shells

Michelle said to Deb, "damn, I have a sever case of Shellykat!" Deb laughed and said "Banging Ed on the beach again huh?"

by Edzofram January 14, 2014

sheleathaian

Sheleathaian:a boujee diva. They are outgoing, are very friendly and especially, funny. But, if you cross them you better watch out.

I usex to work with Sheleathaian and she is the bomb.

by Unicorn93 September 24, 2017

shelbert

Shelbert is the most understanding and compassionate person you will ever encounter in your life, from not being able to come up with a simple nickname for her friend, making the saddest edits, to overall just being sexc.

Shelbert is the best ice cream flavor.

by spideyslegalwife January 7, 2022

shellatio

Oral sex performed upon a female. Usually used to refer to a recipient who has an enlarged clitoris. Shellatio (pronounced she-latio) is a variation of 'fellatio'. The act itself is more similar to stimulating a male than an average female, hence the similarity in the name.

"I thought it'd be great to go down on Betty, but when I finally saw her gigantic clit, I realized I'd better be ready for some shellatio!"

by cliffo March 9, 2009